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Just because the forum needs a place for awesome conversations...

Rachie: I actually want to make a game set in colonial america
Rachie: since that's never done, lawl
Andie: can you die of desentry?
Rachie: except in some mmo
Rachie: yes. avoid the swamps!
Andie: XD
Andie: <3
Rachie: that mmo cracked me up, there was a woman in colonial-style wear, except her pants were short-shorts
Andie: LOL
Andie: somebody on that team didn't do their homework
Rachie: he did, but his penis didn't care
Andie: XD ya well, penises can do that sometimes
Andie: I wish I my penis could shoot a beam that turns people's pants into short pants. I'd be like "HEY JOHNNY, ARE YOU HOT THIS SUMMER IN THOSE LONG JEANS" *zap* "Thanks Andy!"
Rachie: XD
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I still wish for that power, too....

"HEY MOM!!!"

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Mysterious Lady Dinosaur: I wonder where hobos poop
Rawr Dino: where they want, that's why they are the ultimate race of people
Rawr Dino: duh
Mysterious Lady Dinosaurr: oh shit, I forgot
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[17:19:47] KadoLusikka: just doing db stuff while drawing randomly and such
[17:20:01] KadoLusikka: drew a couple ladies hugging :O
[17:20:16] KadoLusikka: because I can't draw guys
[17:20:26] KadoLusikka: I guess that's enough of an excuse to draw lesbo stuff
[17:22:09] *: lol


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"at 14 i was throwing rocks at things, not making pokemon games"
Some person, "I have a black belt in karate"
Dad, "Yea well I have a fan belt in street fighting"
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Here's an AIM convo I had with my mom :lol:

Mom: hey you, I need a Christmas list whenever you get the time, nothing too extravagant please :-D
Andy: I want a gold toilet
Mom: so you can poop out gold poop
Andy: indeed
Mom: lol
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Wow.
(1) Your mom uses AIM
(2) Your mom talks like an internet inhabitant.

Cool!

*edit* Adding:
[14:59:32] KadoLusikka: okay this is dumb. I lost to "who would I rather marry?" to a DUDE. You don't put diff genders for that question!
[14:59:52] GyroVorbis: LOL
[15:00:01] GyroVorbis: Omg, I won all of my "has a better body"s.
[15:00:03] GyroVorbis: I was excited.
[15:00:12] KadoLusikka: I do'nt have very many attractive friends
[15:00:27] KadoLusikka: It's stupid when it asks who smells better, then puts up two of my online friends
[15:01:00] KadoLusikka: "who would I rather sleep with?" showed a couple of 16 year old boys. D:
[15:01:14] GyroVorbis: Once it was between my mom and some reeeally ugly bitch.
[15:01:16] GyroVorbis: I chose my mom.
[15:01:18] KadoLusikka: XD
[15:01:20] KadoLusikka: XDD XD
[15:02:16] KadoLusikka: did you have it set to anonymous?
[15:02:23] GyroVorbis: fuck, I don't think.
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LusikkaMage wrote:Wow.
(1) Your mom uses AIM
(2) Your mom talks like an internet inhabitant.
I told you about my family already. =P

My family played Starcraft over LAN for Thanksgiving... remember? XD
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Re: Quotes - Falco Fails

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(3:51:25 PM) KaGeKAMIz: falco
(3:51:28 PM) KaGeKAMIz: iz that ur name

(3:51:34 PM) GyroVorbis: yeah.
(3:51:40 PM) KaGeKAMIz: kewl
(3:51:52 PM) KaGeKAMIz: what program u use for game making?
(3:52:00 PM) GyroVorbis: wtf.
(3:52:06 PM) KaGeKAMIz: huh?
(3:52:07 PM) GyroVorbis: C++.
(3:52:12 PM) GyroVorbis: I wrote that stuff from scratch.
(3:52:13 PM) KaGeKAMIz: how much is C_++
(3:52:20 PM) GyroVorbis: It's a programming language.
(3:52:25 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but what's it cost?
(3:52:34 PM) GyroVorbis: how much does english cost?
(3:52:38 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, it's a language.
(3:52:41 PM) GyroVorbis: You WRITE the program.
(3:52:49 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but I had to buy visual basic
(3:52:59 PM) GyroVorbis: there are free C++ compilers.
(3:53:08 PM) KaGeKAMIz: are there free VB compilers?
(3:53:13 PM) GyroVorbis: VB isn't compiled.
(3:53:15 PM) GyroVorbis: and no.
(3:53:17 PM) GyroVorbis: VB is Microsoft.
(3:53:20 PM) GyroVorbis: You have to pay.
(3:53:27 PM) GyroVorbis: and you can't really do much with VB for games.
(3:53:37 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but ive seen it used with directx
(3:53:53 PM) GyroVorbis: I don't think. Maybe veeery primitively.
(3:53:59 PM) GyroVorbis: VB isn't meant for that kind of thing.
(3:54:07 PM) GyroVorbis: DirectX is written in C.
(3:54:12 PM) KaGeKAMIz: wow aas written with vb
(3:54:30 PM) GyroVorbis: LOL
(3:54:32 PM) GyroVorbis: Uhm, no.
(3:54:36 PM) GyroVorbis: Sorry, kid. It wasn't.
(3:54:39 PM) GyroVorbis: C++ and OpenGL.
(3:54:40 PM) GyroVorbis: LOL
(3:54:42 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, it runs on Mac.
(3:54:47 PM) GyroVorbis: VB is proprietary Microsoft.
(3:54:50 PM) GyroVorbis: That is completely wrong.
(3:55:11 PM) KaGeKAMIz: my programming teacher said it is
(3:55:20 PM) GyroVorbis: Tell your programming teacher I said he is full of shit.
(3:55:26 PM) KaGeKAMIz: he siad god madev b
(3:55:28 PM) GyroVorbis: WOW is NOOOT made in VB.
(3:55:31 PM) KaGeKAMIz: for all the good games to be made with
(3:55:35 PM) GyroVorbis: OH MY GOD NO.
(3:55:37 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, no.
(3:55:41 PM) GyroVorbis: Don't listen to your teacher.
(3:55:47 PM) GyroVorbis: Google Visual Basic games.
(3:55:50 PM) GyroVorbis: and tell me if they look good.
(3:55:56 PM) GyroVorbis: your teacher is full of it.
(3:55:57 PM) KaGeKAMIz: wow looks good
(3:56:03 PM) GyroVorbis: ITS NOT WRITTEN IN VB.
(3:56:10 PM) GyroVorbis: SO OF COURSE IT LOOKS GOOD.
(3:56:26 PM) KaGeKAMIz: gears of war looks good
(3:56:28 PM) KaGeKAMIz: that' smicrosoft
(3:56:33 PM) GyroVorbis: That's also C++.
(3:56:37 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, just stop.
(3:56:38 PM) GyroVorbis: Seriously.
(3:56:43 PM) KaGeKAMIz: Microsoft visual C++ basic?
(3:56:51 PM) GyroVorbis: ...what?
(3:56:55 PM) GyroVorbis: the hell is that?
(3:57:02 PM) GyroVorbis: There's C++ and visual basic.
(3:57:05 PM) GyroVorbis: visual C++ is a compiler.
(3:57:13 PM) KaGeKAMIz: You're fun, failco
(3:57:20 PM) GyroVorbis: OH YOU BITCH.
(3:57:22 PM) KaGeKAMIz: XD
(3:57:24 PM) GyroVorbis: YOU BITCH
(3:57:25 PM) GyroVorbis: OH FUCK YOU
(3:57:27 PM) GyroVorbis: YOU FUCKING
(3:57:28 PM) GyroVorbis: 'OOOOOH
(3:57:29 PM) GyroVorbis: ILL GET YOU
(3:57:34 PM) GyroVorbis: HAHAHAHA
(3:57:39 PM) KaGeKAMIz: lol
(3:57:43 PM) GyroVorbis: This is going on the forums, isn't it?
(3:57:47 PM) GyroVorbis: I got ownzed.
(3:57:49 PM) KaGeKAMIz: it should
(3:57:53 PM) GyroVorbis: XD!!!
(3:57:57 PM) GyroVorbis: Goddamnit.
(3:58:02 PM) GyroVorbis: I never ever would've suspected.
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LusikkaMage wrote:(3:51:25 PM) KaGeKAMIz: falco
(3:51:28 PM) KaGeKAMIz: iz that ur name

(3:51:34 PM) GyroVorbis: yeah.
(3:51:40 PM) KaGeKAMIz: kewl
(3:51:52 PM) KaGeKAMIz: what program u use for game making?
(3:52:00 PM) GyroVorbis: wtf.
(3:52:06 PM) KaGeKAMIz: huh?
(3:52:07 PM) GyroVorbis: C++.
(3:52:12 PM) GyroVorbis: I wrote that stuff from scratch.
(3:52:13 PM) KaGeKAMIz: how much is C_++
(3:52:20 PM) GyroVorbis: It's a programming language.
(3:52:25 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but what's it cost?
(3:52:34 PM) GyroVorbis: how much does english cost?
(3:52:38 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, it's a language.
(3:52:41 PM) GyroVorbis: You WRITE the program.
(3:52:49 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but I had to buy visual basic
(3:52:59 PM) GyroVorbis: there are free C++ compilers.
(3:53:08 PM) KaGeKAMIz: are there free VB compilers?
(3:53:13 PM) GyroVorbis: VB isn't compiled.
(3:53:15 PM) GyroVorbis: and no.
(3:53:17 PM) GyroVorbis: VB is Microsoft.
(3:53:20 PM) GyroVorbis: You have to pay.
(3:53:27 PM) GyroVorbis: and you can't really do much with VB for games.
(3:53:37 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but ive seen it used with directx
(3:53:53 PM) GyroVorbis: I don't think. Maybe veeery primitively.
(3:53:59 PM) GyroVorbis: VB isn't meant for that kind of thing.
(3:54:07 PM) GyroVorbis: DirectX is written in C.
(3:54:12 PM) KaGeKAMIz: wow aas written with vb
(3:54:30 PM) GyroVorbis: LOL
(3:54:32 PM) GyroVorbis: Uhm, no.
(3:54:36 PM) GyroVorbis: Sorry, kid. It wasn't.
(3:54:39 PM) GyroVorbis: C++ and OpenGL.
(3:54:40 PM) GyroVorbis: LOL
(3:54:42 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, it runs on Mac.
(3:54:47 PM) GyroVorbis: VB is proprietary Microsoft.
(3:54:50 PM) GyroVorbis: That is completely wrong.
(3:55:11 PM) KaGeKAMIz: my programming teacher said it is
(3:55:20 PM) GyroVorbis: Tell your programming teacher I said he is full of shit.
(3:55:26 PM) KaGeKAMIz: he siad god madev b
(3:55:28 PM) GyroVorbis: WOW is NOOOT made in VB.
(3:55:31 PM) KaGeKAMIz: for all the good games to be made with
(3:55:35 PM) GyroVorbis: OH MY GOD NO.
(3:55:37 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, no.
(3:55:41 PM) GyroVorbis: Don't listen to your teacher.
(3:55:47 PM) GyroVorbis: Google Visual Basic games.
(3:55:50 PM) GyroVorbis: and tell me if they look good.
(3:55:56 PM) GyroVorbis: your teacher is full of it.
(3:55:57 PM) KaGeKAMIz: wow looks good
(3:56:03 PM) GyroVorbis: ITS NOT WRITTEN IN VB.
(3:56:10 PM) GyroVorbis: SO OF COURSE IT LOOKS GOOD.
(3:56:26 PM) KaGeKAMIz: gears of war looks good
(3:56:28 PM) KaGeKAMIz: that' smicrosoft
(3:56:33 PM) GyroVorbis: That's also C++.
(3:56:37 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, just stop.
(3:56:38 PM) GyroVorbis: Seriously.
(3:56:43 PM) KaGeKAMIz: Microsoft visual C++ basic?
(3:56:51 PM) GyroVorbis: ...what?
(3:56:55 PM) GyroVorbis: the hell is that?
(3:57:02 PM) GyroVorbis: There's C++ and visual basic.
(3:57:05 PM) GyroVorbis: visual C++ is a compiler.
(3:57:13 PM) KaGeKAMIz: You're fun, failco
(3:57:20 PM) GyroVorbis: OH YOU BITCH.
(3:57:22 PM) KaGeKAMIz: XD
(3:57:24 PM) GyroVorbis: YOU BITCH
(3:57:25 PM) GyroVorbis: OH FUCK YOU
(3:57:27 PM) GyroVorbis: YOU FUCKING
(3:57:28 PM) GyroVorbis: 'OOOOOH
(3:57:29 PM) GyroVorbis: ILL GET YOU
(3:57:34 PM) GyroVorbis: HAHAHAHA
(3:57:39 PM) KaGeKAMIz: lol
(3:57:43 PM) GyroVorbis: This is going on the forums, isn't it?
(3:57:47 PM) GyroVorbis: I got ownzed.
(3:57:49 PM) KaGeKAMIz: it should
(3:57:53 PM) GyroVorbis: XD!!!
(3:57:57 PM) GyroVorbis: Goddamnit.
(3:58:02 PM) GyroVorbis: I never ever would've suspected.
Falco you got owned :lol:
near the end I think your caps lock key got stuck :)
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LusikkaMage wrote:(3:51:25 PM) KaGeKAMIz: falco
(3:51:28 PM) KaGeKAMIz: iz that ur name

(3:51:34 PM) GyroVorbis: yeah.
(3:51:40 PM) KaGeKAMIz: kewl
(3:51:52 PM) KaGeKAMIz: what program u use for game making?
(3:52:00 PM) GyroVorbis: wtf.
(3:52:06 PM) KaGeKAMIz: huh?
(3:52:07 PM) GyroVorbis: C++.
(3:52:12 PM) GyroVorbis: I wrote that stuff from scratch.
(3:52:13 PM) KaGeKAMIz: how much is C_++
(3:52:20 PM) GyroVorbis: It's a programming language.
(3:52:25 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but what's it cost?
(3:52:34 PM) GyroVorbis: how much does english cost?
(3:52:38 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, it's a language.
(3:52:41 PM) GyroVorbis: You WRITE the program.
(3:52:49 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but I had to buy visual basic
(3:52:59 PM) GyroVorbis: there are free C++ compilers.
(3:53:08 PM) KaGeKAMIz: are there free VB compilers?
(3:53:13 PM) GyroVorbis: VB isn't compiled.
(3:53:15 PM) GyroVorbis: and no.
(3:53:17 PM) GyroVorbis: VB is Microsoft.
(3:53:20 PM) GyroVorbis: You have to pay.
(3:53:27 PM) GyroVorbis: and you can't really do much with VB for games.
(3:53:37 PM) KaGeKAMIz: but ive seen it used with directx
(3:53:53 PM) GyroVorbis: I don't think. Maybe veeery primitively.
(3:53:59 PM) GyroVorbis: VB isn't meant for that kind of thing.
(3:54:07 PM) GyroVorbis: DirectX is written in C.
(3:54:12 PM) KaGeKAMIz: wow aas written with vb
(3:54:30 PM) GyroVorbis: LOL
(3:54:32 PM) GyroVorbis: Uhm, no.
(3:54:36 PM) GyroVorbis: Sorry, kid. It wasn't.
(3:54:39 PM) GyroVorbis: C++ and OpenGL.
(3:54:40 PM) GyroVorbis: LOL
(3:54:42 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, it runs on Mac.
(3:54:47 PM) GyroVorbis: VB is proprietary Microsoft.
(3:54:50 PM) GyroVorbis: That is completely wrong.
(3:55:11 PM) KaGeKAMIz: my programming teacher said it is
(3:55:20 PM) GyroVorbis: Tell your programming teacher I said he is full of shit.
(3:55:26 PM) KaGeKAMIz: he siad god madev b
(3:55:28 PM) GyroVorbis: WOW is NOOOT made in VB.
(3:55:31 PM) KaGeKAMIz: for all the good games to be made with
(3:55:35 PM) GyroVorbis: OH MY GOD NO.
(3:55:37 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, no.
(3:55:41 PM) GyroVorbis: Don't listen to your teacher.
(3:55:47 PM) GyroVorbis: Google Visual Basic games.
(3:55:50 PM) GyroVorbis: and tell me if they look good.
(3:55:56 PM) GyroVorbis: your teacher is full of it.
(3:55:57 PM) KaGeKAMIz: wow looks good
(3:56:03 PM) GyroVorbis: ITS NOT WRITTEN IN VB.
(3:56:10 PM) GyroVorbis: SO OF COURSE IT LOOKS GOOD.
(3:56:26 PM) KaGeKAMIz: gears of war looks good
(3:56:28 PM) KaGeKAMIz: that' smicrosoft
(3:56:33 PM) GyroVorbis: That's also C++.
(3:56:37 PM) GyroVorbis: Dude, just stop.
(3:56:38 PM) GyroVorbis: Seriously.
(3:56:43 PM) KaGeKAMIz: Microsoft visual C++ basic?
(3:56:51 PM) GyroVorbis: ...what?
(3:56:55 PM) GyroVorbis: the hell is that?
(3:57:02 PM) GyroVorbis: There's C++ and visual basic.
(3:57:05 PM) GyroVorbis: visual C++ is a compiler.
(3:57:13 PM) KaGeKAMIz: You're fun, failco
(3:57:20 PM) GyroVorbis: OH YOU BITCH.
(3:57:22 PM) KaGeKAMIz: XD
(3:57:24 PM) GyroVorbis: YOU BITCH
(3:57:25 PM) GyroVorbis: OH FUCK YOU
(3:57:27 PM) GyroVorbis: YOU FUCKING
(3:57:28 PM) GyroVorbis: 'OOOOOH
(3:57:29 PM) GyroVorbis: ILL GET YOU
(3:57:34 PM) GyroVorbis: HAHAHAHA
(3:57:39 PM) KaGeKAMIz: lol
(3:57:43 PM) GyroVorbis: This is going on the forums, isn't it?
(3:57:47 PM) GyroVorbis: I got ownzed.
(3:57:49 PM) KaGeKAMIz: it should
(3:57:53 PM) GyroVorbis: XD!!!
(3:57:57 PM) GyroVorbis: Goddamnit.
(3:58:02 PM) GyroVorbis: I never ever would've suspected.
:lol: :lol: :lol: !! Nice work. I so wanna signature that whole thing.
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I'm pretty sure I had actually seen DirectX used with VB back in my 12-year-old-VB-coder days, too.
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ROFL :lol: Total pwnage!
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Lies! That entire thing!
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LusikkaMage wrote:I'm pretty sure I had actually seen DirectX used with VB back in my 12-year-old-VB-coder days, too.

yeah, directx works fine in VB.
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