i was left gasping for breath.

[avansc]

so im standing outside the mac store,
and i swear to baby jesus, the most gorgeous woman walks past.
she was wearing a sweater dress.

kinda like that, except, white, and like it just came to about where you start seeing ass.

now normally im witty and i can harass girls that walk passed. but i was on the phone when i saw her, and the person on the other end was like, are you drunk? i cant understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.

i thought id just share.

[M_D_K]

Nice!

Man I wish I was there to see that

[Falco Girgis]

Man, that is effing hot!!!

[trufun202]

My friends and I call that "a moment of silence."

Even if we're deep into a conversation, it's not only acceptable but REQUIRED to STFU until the hotness has passed.

And the conversation can only resume after everyone has had the opportunity to turn and gawk as well.

[Andy K.]

My friends and I call that "a moment of silence."

Even if we're deep into a conversation, it's not only acceptable but REQUIRED to STFU until the hotness has passed.

And the conversation can only resume after everyone has had the opportunity to turn and gawk as well.

You mean you don't do the construction worker thing and hoot or whistle and go "HAY DERE BAYBAY, WANNA COME HOME. AROOOOOOOOOOOO!"?

[trufun202]

You mean you don't do the construction worker thing and hoot or whistle and go "HAY DERE BAYBAY, WANNA COME HOME. AROOOOOOOOOOOO!"?

Naa, that eliminates too much of the creepy, stalker factor...

[Falco Girgis]

Every time that I see this topic, I have to stare at that photo for awhile.

I have never heard of a sweater dress. That is SUCH a hot idea. Must be something northern chicks wear. Have that soft, fleecey, sweatery material tight on her tits and ass like that... oh my god.

It's settled. I'm buying my next girlfriend one.

[trufun202]

Every time that I see this topic, I have to stare at that photo for awhile.

I have never heard of a sweater dress. That is SUCH a hot idea. Must be something northern chicks wear. Have that soft, fleecey, sweatery material tight on her tits and ass like that... oh my god.

It's settled. I'm buying my next girlfriend one.

"But Falco, its 104 degrees outside..."

"I SAID WEAR IT!!!"

[avansc]

Every time that I see this topic, I have to stare at that photo for awhile.

I have never heard of a sweater dress. That is SUCH a hot idea. Must be something northern chicks wear. Have that soft, fleecey, sweatery material tight on her tits and ass like that... oh my god.

It's settled. I'm buying my next girlfriend one.

its so much hotter in white for some reason.

anyways. so i saw this. http://www.bytejacker.com/episodes/11172008
and though damn, that red head is hot. then she started talking and eating. and i was just let down.
fuck!.

[crow478]

I agree with the white. But then she should have a nice brown tan and smooth legs

[avansc]

I agree with the white. But then she should have a nice brown tan and smooth legs

she was golden brown.... yummy.
and her legs were longer than a lord of the ring movie.

[M_D_K]

and her legs were longer than a lord of the ring movie.

[MarauderIIC]

"But Falco, its 104 degrees outside..."

"I SAID WEAR IT!!!"

Obviously he'd simply turn the A/C in his place down to like 35F and then say "you look cold why don't you take off those pants and put this on..."

[crow478]

I agree with the white. But then she should have a nice brown tan and smooth legs

she was golden brown.... yummy.
and her legs were longer than a lord of the ring movie.

Now that is fucking funny! LOL!

[trufun202]

I agree with the white. But then she should have a nice brown tan and smooth legs

she was golden brown.... yummy.
and her legs were longer than a lord of the ring movie.

Anyone else agree that Clerks II summed up Lord of the Rings perfectly?

"9 hours of walking...even the trees walked"

zackly.