Weird people in love with inanimate objects

[Moosader]

My sister linked me to this, and really you only need to watch the first five minutes to get a sense of what it's about. I'm going to watch the entire thing right now, but I don't expect anyone else to. The intro is just... wtf.

Par t1
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v15067234mmpcQ7Xm

Part 2
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v15067244KY8 ... ype=search

People, madly in love with inanimate objects, and having sex with them.

Seriously. There are way too many bizarre people in the world.


A lady in love with the golden gate bridge.

One in love with a bow named "Lance", and they had a "hot and heavy" relationship, but have sense broken up. :P
"Mechanically it is the same as sex with a man" DX She used to be in love with a guillotine, too. DX
"Foreplay, orgasm, afterplay." XD
OMG
god
They "broke up" and she married the Eiffel tower.
So like, her and Lance were a "straight" couple, and her and the Eiffel tower is a "lesbian" couple. DX

lol

Another woman who had sex with the Berlin wall, and "it was good". DX

Then another who's in love with a carnival ride and a piece of a bannister. She looks like a dude.


They're all women, these object lovers. I wonder where that comes from, I don't get it. :P
AND, they all think their sex is the same as sex with a man :P



For those of you who have seen the first five minutes of part two...


I WANT YOUR FLUIDS
I WANT YOUR FLUIDS
I WANT YOUR FLUIDS

[Trask]

Huh, reading this topic title, I actually thought it was going to be about Falco's infatuation with the Dreamcast.

[Falco Girgis]

Hell yeah, Dreamcast is the best lover that I have ever had.

I was also extremely fascinated by the videos. They did, however, depress me. Now I want to go make passionate love to another human being.

[dandymcgee]

Umm.. she get's comfort, love, and warmth from a banister named Lou.. And that lady had a model of the Berlin wall with barbed wire on top that she was "intimate" with.. ouch? Lol the security guard asked her to move away from the Empire State Building as she was rubbing it and kissing it. Her mom says, "Our family was always disfunctional." You're right Falco, those videos are rather depressing..

[JS Lemming]

What a hilarious downer that was.

[Falco Girgis]

Yeah. I managed to laugh and enjoy myself while winding up miserable at the same time!

[Spikey]

That was a crazy ride, interesting at least.
I watched the entire thing.
Narrator was getting annoying, kept talking about her show. I hope this will bring more understanding...
ya I heard you the first 5 times.

best part was the I WANT YOUR FLUIDS chant

[deryni21]

not sure if that was disturbing in its own right or just improbable i cant wrap my mind around loving and feeling emotions from and for an object

[Moosader]

not sure if that was disturbing in its own right or just improbable i cant wrap my mind around loving and feeling emotions from and for an object

Not a wall, anyway.
I do have an attachment to my plushies, but that's because they're made to look like cute version of animals.

"OMG THIS WHITE PICKET FENCE IS SOOOOOOOOO SEXY."

[eatcomics]

"OMG THIS WHITE PICKET FENCE IS SOOOOOOOOO SEXY."

I think I have said that once while talking to my friend
I'm not joking btw

[Moosader]

"OMG THIS WHITE PICKET FENCE IS SOOOOOOOOO SEXY."

I think I have said that once while talking to my friend
I'm not joking btw

Wow, that's... insanely bizarre. o.o

[eatcomics]

You don't want to know trust me... I think we just joking about each other's moms then I mentioned the fence...