GyroVorbis confesses secret love affair!!!!11one

[Falco Girgis]

I'm telling on myself. Today I realized that I have a problem. I am sexually attracted to intelligent women.

I met the most beautiful 40-something year-old woman today. She happens to also be a British Literature teacher... my British Literature teacher.

She isn't really that good looking, but my god, her intelligence, her demeanor, and her energy is just amazing. She's classy, sophisticated, and she knows her Beowolf and Canterbury Tales. She's also well versed in Old and Middle English and is probably acquainted with nearly every play Shakespeare wrote.

When she teaches, she has these sexy little glasses that she likes to put on and take off playfully. She also had this pearly bead necklace that only a woman of taste would wield.

As she writes on the chalkboard, I can vividly see her tight ass compliment her skinny figure. She also has these perky little breasts that are screaming "fondleth me" in Old English as she explains that Beowolf is actually a Christian tale.

So I will end this by saying that I lust for intelligent women. I want to hear them tell me about dark age writing, show me how to partially differentiate with respect to multiple variables, discuss the turning point of the American Civil War, or even explain the Oedipus complex as we make love in bed.

Miss Brit Lit also has no ring. She's mine.

[DJ Yoshi]

Hit it.

[programmerinprogress]

I'm sure she would appreciate your use of good prose and wide use of vocabulary if you showed her your post

You know, most people say they've fancied a teacher before, but to be honest, its never really happened to me, I never have a lesson and just think "wow! that teacher is hot!"

On a lighter note, liking intelligent women is a great thing, it shows you're not superficial, and that you want more than just a scantily clad beach babe with enormous...personality, what was I saying again?

[MarauderIIC]

She's got huge.... tracts of land.

[mllarson]

Sneak a pic of her?

[eatcomics]

Wow I soooo could have went without this topic....

[dandymcgee]

Poor Falco. Always after the ones he can't have. (<-- that's not a challenge)

[M_D_K]

Poor Falco. Always after the ones he can't have. (<-- that's not a challenge)

sounded like one to me. But it will take alot more work. Like subliminal messages in assignments.

[eatcomics]

You could dot your i's with little hearts

[mllarson]

You could dot your i's with little hearts

Hahahahaha!