Funny/Out of the ordinary programs [NSFW]

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Funny/Out of the ordinary programs [NSFW]

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I thought it'd be cool for people to show off programs they made that were funny, or just out of the ordinary and not something you see all the time. I'm not sure if many programmers use their language just for good, but I'm not one of them :lol:

I made this program for my cousin, we kind of enjoy the same off color jokes and kind of humor that other people may find offensive and or stupid. SO I advise you if your may be someone that is easily offended, or have no humor at all don't download this program haha.

NSFW (Not Safe For Work/contains adult (gay) content) :
http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=012 ... 3352714219

So yeah, lets see some programs 8-)


BTW: I'm new to the forums, I took Falco's advise when he suggested to join a community of other programmers in one of his videos. What better place than here?! :]
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Yeah, I haven't clicked on that (and won't without further explanation)

But I can imagine it contains something BAD...
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Re: Funny/Out of the ordinary programs

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yes, I will surely run this program when it comes with a gay porn jpeg
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Bakkon wrote:yes, I will surely run this program when it comes with a gay porn jpeg
agreed... i mean w/ your sarcasm, im not going to open it either
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Re: Funny/Out of the ordinary programs

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Hahaha I did forewarn you guys. Basically its a program I made to laugh at my cousin when he opened it. It opens up a gay pr0n pic, and refuses to let you exit the program all the while playing random beeps using <window.h>'s Beep and rand(). Also when you go to exit, it tells you that you fail, and the program continues. :lol:

But all in all. I wouldn't even recommend downloading it if you don't find any humor in that sort of thing, or like I said.. can't take a joke.
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I'd prefer that NSFW (Not Safe For Work) things weren't posted to the forum in general, but especially if there's no warning.
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Post by Falco Girgis »

Kendall and I (and probably Mar soon) work for the government. I expect a big ass [NSFW] in the title (like this) or at least some sort of warning/spoiler. We could get into serious trouble for that.
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agreed...
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Re: Funny/Out of the ordinary programs

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Ahh my bad.. I didn't realize you had to do the whole [NSFW] thing..
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