Before you facepalm, I wasn't actually stupid enough to buy this game, my friend got it for his birthday on Saturday and we played it there. For 5 minutes.
Here's the track list
3 Doors Down - "Kryptonite" ...Seriously?
A Perfect Circle - "Judith" Who the hell is a perfect circle?
AFI - "Medicate" LOL
Arctic Monkeys - "Brianstorm" Who?
Attack! Attack! UK - "You and Me" Seriously? A hardcore band in a Guitar Hero game?
Band Of Horses - "Cigarettes, Wedding Bands" Who?
Beastie Boys - "Gratitude" Not really a Guitar Hero song...
Beck - "Gamma Ray" Not really a Guitar Hero song...
Billy Idol - "Dancing with Myself" Not really a "Guitar Hero song...
Billy Squier - "Lonely is the Night" Not really a "Guitar Hero song...
Blink-182 - "The Rock Show" Ok, I guess
Blur - "Song 2" Who?
Bob Dylan - "All Along the Watchtower" Not really a "Guitar Hero song...
Bon Jovi - "You Give Love A Bad Name" I like this song, but Guitar Hero?
Brand New - "Sowing Season" Who?
Bush - "Comedown"
Children Of Bodom - "Done With Everything, Die For Nothing" Another hardcore song
Coldplay - "In My Place" LOL
Darker My Love - "Blue Day" Who?
Darkest Hour - "Demon(s)" More hardcore...
David Bowie - "Fame" That's not really a Guitar Hero song
Deep Purple - "Woman From Tokyo ('99 Remix)" That's ok
Dire Straits - "Sultans of Swing" Guitar Hero?
Duran Duran - "Hungry Like The Wolf"
Eagles Of Death Metal - "Wannabe in L.A." Who?
Elliott Smith - "L.A."
Elton John - "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" ...Not really a Guitar Hero song
Face To Face - "Disconnected"
Garbage - "Only Happy When It Rains"
Gorillaz - "Feel Good Inc."
Gov't Mule - "Streamline Woman"
Grand Funk Railroad - "We're an American Band"
Iggy Pop - "Lust For Life"
Iron Maiden - "2 Minutes to Midnight"
Jeff Beck - "Scatterbrain"
Jimmy Eat World - "Bleed American"
John Mellencamp - "Hurts So Good"
Johnny Cash - "Ring of Fire"
Kaiser Chiefs - "Never Miss a Beat"
King Crimson - "21st Century Schizoid Man"
Kings Of Leon - "Sex on Fire"
Kiss - "Shout it Out Loud"
Love and Rockets - "Mirror People"
Megadeth - "Sweating Bullets"
Mötley Crüe - "Looks That Kill"
Muse - "Plug in Baby"
My Morning Jacket - "One Big Holiday"
Nirvana - "Lithium"
Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
No Doubt - "Ex-Girlfriend"
Peter Frampton - "Do You Feel Like We Do (Live)"
Public Enemy Featuring Zakk Wylde - "Bring the Noise 20xx"
Queen & David Bowie - "Under Pressure"
Queens Of The Stone Age - "Make it With Chu"
Rammstein - "Du Hast"
Rose Hill Drive - "Sneak Out"
Rush - "The Spirit of Radio (Live, 2008)"
Santana - "No One To Depend On (Live)"
Scars On Broadway - "They Say"
Screaming Trees - "Nearly Lost You"
Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
Sonic Youth - "Incinerate"
Spacehog - "In the Meantime"
Stevie Wonder - "Superstition"
Sublime - "What I Got"
Sunny Day Real Estate - "Seven"
T. Rex - "20th Century Boy"
The Bronx - "Six Days a Week"
The Derek Trucks Band - "Younk Funk"
The Duke Spirit - "Send a Little Love Token"
The Killers - "All the Pretty Faces"
The Police - "So Lonely"
The Raconteurs - "Steady As She Goes"
The Rolling Stones - "Sympathy for the Devil"
The Sword - "Maiden, Mother & Crone"
The White Stripes - "Blue Orchid"
Thin Lizzy - "Jailbreak"
Thrice - "Deadbolt"
Tom Petty - "Runnin' Down a Dream"
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - "American Girl"
TV On The Radio - "Wolf Like Me"
Vampire Weekend - "A-Punk"
Weezer - "Why Bother?"
Wild Cherry - "Play That Funky Music"
Wolfmother - "Back Round"
I really can't bring myself to look at the rest. This game had the interface completely perfect for the first time too...
A.) You've got no taste in music whatsoever
B.) You bearly know bands...
C.)This game has plenty of other reasons to suck.
"Programmers are the Gods of their tiny worlds. They create something out of nothing. In their command-line universe, they say when it’s sunny and when it rains. And the tiny universe complies."
-Derek Powazek, http://powazek.com/posts/1655
Pickzel wrote:Dire Straits - "Sultans of Swing" Guitar Hero?
You need to get your ears fixed, and brainz(just in case you happen have one. uhh ehh... your OWN, stupid).
"Programmers are the Gods of their tiny worlds. They create something out of nothing. In their command-line universe, they say when it’s sunny and when it rains. And the tiny universe complies."
-Derek Powazek, http://powazek.com/posts/1655
MarauderIIC wrote:On a moderately related [to the way this thread is going] tangent,
Hey I did too have periods! No wait, that came out wrong... Nevermind.
hurstshifter wrote:
Pickzell wrote:
Rush - "The Spirit of Radio (Live, 2008)"
Pickzell, you officially fail
I didn't say every song on here was bad(at least if I did I misspoke). Hell, I like a lot of them, I just think when you add Attack Attack and Paramore to list of "Guitar Heroes" you've gone a little bit to far.
You know what! I'll summarize my thoughts on the game right now!!!
With these yearly iterations with only about 20-30% songs that I know and like, it makes me glad that I have Gamefly and that their distribution center is right next to me in Pittsburgh. Spending way too much money on games before hand for a random hour or so of pleasure.
MarauderIIC wrote:You know those people that are like "CHECK IT OUT I just made Linux run on this piece of celery [or other random object]!!"? Yeah, that's Falco, but with ES.
Dear god, they actually ported ES to a piece of celery!
Martin Golding wrote:
"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
MarauderIIC wrote:I know, I just thought it was humorous and tangentially relevant due to the first frame.
I don't understand, how was it relevant? The game came out over a month ago.
I took it more as a "ages 9 - 15... who rate games without playing them".
Pickzell wrote:Before you facepalm, I wasn't actually stupid enough to buy this game, my friend got it for his birthday on Saturday and we played it there. For 5 minutes.
I really can't bring myself to look at the rest.
I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned.