There are a few hardware hangups that I didn't anticipate (some of which I probably should have >< )
My mouse is a pretty sweet little dude called the G5 from logitech. I never really saw the benefit in investing in a decent mouse till I got this thing and fell in love. The bad thing is that it's a USB mouse that isn't ps/2 backward compatible. The KVM switch I bought uses ps/2 so I can only KVM my Keyboard and monitor. I figure it's not so bad just having a second mouse on my desk till I can get a different KVM switch. QQ
The Rig:
Mobo: TYAN Tomcat K8E S2865
CPU: AMD Athlon 64 3400+
Video: ATI Radeon x1300 512mb
RAM: 1.5 GB
HDD: Western Digital WD1600JB 160 GB
So yeah, here you can see some of the other hardware issues. Firstly, my friend said n-vidia is the best bet for linux (most likely to support), but this is what I have. A quick google search suggested that it's pretty well supported by Ubuntu, but we'll see I guess.
Downloading and burning Kubuntu installation CD was easy enough. Powered up the compy, and it wouldn't boot from CD. Changed the disc into my DVD-RW (Slave) from the DVD-ROM (Master) and tried again... It worked!
So I get the happy little Kubuntu splash screen, choose English and proceed with the installation. Everything seems to be going fine for a couple minutes, until:

"(initramfs) Unable to find a medium containing a live file system"
A quick google search tells me that it's either a problem with my SATA hard drive (HA!) or it's having trouble locating my CD-ROM. An hour or so of troubleshooting the problem bears little fruit, so it's time to switch out the drives so that the DVD-RW is the master. It's an excuse to take off some stupid CD mount panel flap thingies on the case that I didn't want anyway.
So computer is back together and I'm starting it up, I KVM over to my main rig to take care of something, the timer for the lasagna in the oven goes off. I come back a few minutes later, KVM back to linux machine to see how things are progressing and I see this:

So, things are successful to this point. Now I just need to install and have everything set up. Oh yeah, and learn everything. FUN!
Updates to come :D