Poor guy
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Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Re: Poor guy
spam? yes. made me laugh tho haha
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Re: Poor guy
Banned for advertising. Keeping the topic though, that's fuckin hilarious.
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Re: Poor guy
That made my day!
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Re: Poor guy
Haha, seems like first spam which isn't annoying
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Re: Poor guy
Nice grammar.LeonBlade wrote:THESE MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY VASELINE
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ROFLdandymcgee wrote:Nice grammar.LeonBlade wrote:THESE MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY VASELINE
how do you fuck that up?
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Re: Poor guy
O.o ...
Time to equip cellar with auto lock trap for my new "vaseline keeping" place.
also, after 15 years in prison, being gay, he should be anything but horny.
Time to equip cellar with auto lock trap for my new "vaseline keeping" place.
also, after 15 years in prison, being gay, he should be anything but horny.
Re: Poor guy
cypher1554R wrote:O.o ...
Time to equip cellar with auto lock trap for my new "vaseline keeping" place.
also, after 15 years in prison, being gay, he should be anything but horny.
LOL
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