New Tomb Raider

[Falco Girgis]

Is absolutely fucking amazing.

It's like Uncharted with a huge exploration factor, RPG elements, and more responsive gameplay. It also has this really eerie, almost Residet Evil 4-esque atmosphere that I absolutely love. I haven't been this goddamn excited to play a video game in awhile, and I have never wanted to sleep with a video game character as much as I want to bone the new Lara Croft. Scared, but tough little survivor with a tight body Lara Croft is so much sexier than old Lara... I would do terrible things to her. She's finally a relatable character, and it just makes her that much more attractive.

Anybody else played this game? Thoughts?

[Falco Girgis]

Seriously? Nobody has any opinions about this game? Fine, maybe some hot Lara pseudo-porn will encourage participation.

[dandymcgee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

[Falco Girgis]

I must be the only straight man on these boards...

[skywalker]

Hi i have seen thsi game logo and tutorila it was really fantastic

[dandymcgee]

I must be the only straight man on these boards...

At this point I think you may be the only PERSON on these forums. Perhaps another live stream is coming due? :P

[gamenovice]

I must be the only straight man on these boards...

At this point I think you may be the only PERSON on these forums. Perhaps another live stream is coming due? :P

yes... just all my yes

[Falco Girgis]

I must be the only straight man on these boards...

At this point I think you may be the only PERSON on these forums. Perhaps another live stream is coming due? :P

i was actually thinking another AiGD is due...

[gamenovice]

I must be the only straight man on these boards...

At this point I think you may be the only PERSON on these forums. Perhaps another live stream is coming due? :P

i was actually thinking another AiGD is due...

today officially just got better

[dandymcgee]

i was actually thinking another AiGD is due...

I almost said that, but you have enough on your lone plate as it is.

[Falco Girgis]

i was actually thinking another AiGD is due...

I almost said that, but you have enough on your lone plate as it is.

I do, but I want to carry the load again.

[MarauderIIC]

Comments like that almost make me program in my free time again.

Almost.

[Falco Girgis]

Been playing the shit out of this game more... It's definitely the best game I've played in a long time, and one of my new all-time favorites. Any girl who has the balls to hide in a river of blood from a bunch of cult assholes is totally my type.

[gamenovice]

crystal dynamics really didnt hold back did they

[Falco Girgis]

No, they didn't. I'm going to marry Lara Croft...