Legendary worst code ever made

[jmcintyretech]

The fuck did I just read.

On a side note, I actually feel really bad. I mean I think we all wrote rediculous verbose shit when we started out.

Hope that guy learns how to code for real and doesn't end up quitting.

[EdBoon]

hahaha, wow. that can't be serious?!? the variable names are amazing
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[AaronGlazer]

I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.



Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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[phpHavok]

I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.



Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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I can't believe this isn't a joke... Hahaha!!

[EdBoon]

Yeah, no kidding. That's pretty funny.

[dandymcgee]

I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.
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Wow, that guy must have been high as fuck.

[Falco Girgis]

Some of the latest coding threads in this forum have dealt a serious blow to my faith in humanity...

[YourNerdyJoe]

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I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.



Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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lol! the suits up in Washington probably think it's mad secure too.

[dandymcgee]

Just found this today..

if (sTo == null == false)
{
    //do stuff
}