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I challenge you
to a Pokemon duel, Faust.
Gardevoir uses PSYCHIC as well, but she's bettah and higher level!
What now?!
Gardevoir uses PSYCHIC as well, but she's bettah and higher level!
What now?!
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Amusing. My Ralts I had raised to 100 without evolving. How could you be a higher level. Strength wise, yeah maybe.
But here's an epic 3-part story I will post in pieces.
RALTS ON EDGE
part one
In Dining Room
Ralts:*sigh*
Gardevoir:Quit moping around and finish your homework.
Ralts:But, Mother..
Gardevoir:What?
Ralts:I saw someone today. A boy.
Gardevoir:Ooooh. What's his name?
Ralts:Pichu
....
Gardevoir:There will be no inter-racial mating with my daughter!! Stay with Raltses! When you are my level you will understand.
Ralts:...No, you don't understand!
Gardevoir:My poor child.
In Ralts's room
Ralts:Urgh.
Kirlia:Guess who's pretty and perfect and leveled up today?
Ralts:Celebi?
Kirlia:No, silly. Me.
Ralts:Oh. The pretty/perfect thing threw me off.
Kirlia:Listen up, you. I swear if you keep smarting off to me, you'll see the worst Confusion of your life.
Ralts:Oh, really. Wow, sister, is that as much confusion as Mother had when that Psyduck called you fat, and mom caught you throwing up in the toilet after every meal?
Kirlia:Oh, I'm gonna get you.
Ralts:Yeah, bye, asshole sister. Fwew, she is such a bitch, just because she's 22. Mom's not much better at 77. Just because I'm a 10 doesn't mean they can pick on me.
???:Urg, huff, uhhhhh...
Pichu pulls self up
Pichu: You left daycare early. You okay?
Ralts:*bites finger/looks down* Mm-hhmm.
Pichu:Ah. Ralts, right? You got a nickname?
Ralts:Cutey. Well, used to be, before our trainer released us.
Pichu:Ah. Cutey? Nice. I'm really Sparks.
Ralts:Sparks? lol.
Pichu slowly strokes her face.
Ralts is startled.
Ralts:wtf?
Pichu:What, haven't you ever mated before?
Ralts:(IN THOUGHTS)Yes, it's finally gonna happen! I'll show Mother my egg, and say 'What now?'
Pichu trys to remove her dress, Ralts panics. Uses Psychic.
Pichu gets knocked onto a lamp.
He is impaled. HP is 0, btw.
Ralts:OMFG!
To be Continued...Part Two coming soon.
But here's an epic 3-part story I will post in pieces.
RALTS ON EDGE
part one
In Dining Room
Ralts:*sigh*
Gardevoir:Quit moping around and finish your homework.
Ralts:But, Mother..
Gardevoir:What?
Ralts:I saw someone today. A boy.
Gardevoir:Ooooh. What's his name?
Ralts:Pichu
....
Gardevoir:There will be no inter-racial mating with my daughter!! Stay with Raltses! When you are my level you will understand.
Ralts:...No, you don't understand!
Gardevoir:My poor child.
In Ralts's room
Ralts:Urgh.
Kirlia:Guess who's pretty and perfect and leveled up today?
Ralts:Celebi?
Kirlia:No, silly. Me.
Ralts:Oh. The pretty/perfect thing threw me off.
Kirlia:Listen up, you. I swear if you keep smarting off to me, you'll see the worst Confusion of your life.
Ralts:Oh, really. Wow, sister, is that as much confusion as Mother had when that Psyduck called you fat, and mom caught you throwing up in the toilet after every meal?
Kirlia:Oh, I'm gonna get you.
Ralts:Yeah, bye, asshole sister. Fwew, she is such a bitch, just because she's 22. Mom's not much better at 77. Just because I'm a 10 doesn't mean they can pick on me.
???:Urg, huff, uhhhhh...
Pichu pulls self up
Pichu: You left daycare early. You okay?
Ralts:*bites finger/looks down* Mm-hhmm.
Pichu:Ah. Ralts, right? You got a nickname?
Ralts:Cutey. Well, used to be, before our trainer released us.
Pichu:Ah. Cutey? Nice. I'm really Sparks.
Ralts:Sparks? lol.
Pichu slowly strokes her face.
Ralts is startled.
Ralts:wtf?
Pichu:What, haven't you ever mated before?
Ralts:(IN THOUGHTS)Yes, it's finally gonna happen! I'll show Mother my egg, and say 'What now?'
Pichu trys to remove her dress, Ralts panics. Uses Psychic.
Pichu gets knocked onto a lamp.
He is impaled. HP is 0, btw.
Ralts:OMFG!
To be Continued...Part Two coming soon.
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Don't hack. That's like using steroids. Oh, and I'm glad you like it,(I think you like it, I don't know if you were sarcastic or not)Yikarso wrote:A truely epic tale. I was brought to tears, arousal, and bloodthirsty rage all at once. Thank you.
And my Gardevoir is only lv 40 somethin', so I better challenge someone else...or ask Kratos to give my Gardevoir strength and lv hax.
PART TWO:
Ralts's Room
Ralts covered in blood.
Ralts:OMFG!
Gardevoir:Sweetie, are you still upset?
Ralts:Yeah, I'm not too thrilled right now...
Pichu's corpse is laid in the bathtub, bloodcovered.
Ralts:Um, do you still want to mate?
Pichu is silent.
Ralts begins to tear up.
Ralts: Oh, fuck, what have I done?
She begins to float back to the living room.
Ralts:Maybe I should've stayed with Raltses my level...
Sees Kirlia flirting with a Cacnea, and Mother mating with a Dewgong.
Ralts:*whisper*WHORES.
She sits in her bed and begins to sob holding her head.
Ralts:All this at one time, Pichu dead, Kirlia being a whore, Mom fucking my principal. Just stop. Stop! STOP! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! Urrrgh...
Reaches for phone
Ralts:Oh, hi, Meowth.
Meowth:What's up?
Ralts:nm, how'd you know it was me?
Meowth:Who is this?
Ralts:Ralts, silly.
Meowth:...
Ralts:...Hello?
Meowth:What?
Ralts:Maybe tomarrow, we could-I dunno-go...somewhere.
Meowth:...I have plans. Goodbye, Ralts.
Ralts:Wait!
Dialtone.
Ralts begins to sob again.
Ralts:I should have never broke up with him.
Phone rings, caller id says Meowth
Ralts:Hee hee, oh hey.
Espeon:Ralts?
Ralts:Huh?
Espeon:Umm...Hey, baby, you didn't tell me this was the number to the crazy bitch!
Meowth, in background:Oh, shit, sorry baby. Try 423-6444 this time.
Espeon:Okay, thanks.
Kissing noise over the phone
Ralts:Espy, are we still gonna hang out this weekend?
Espeon:...
Click, dialtone.
Banging on wall,
Gardevoir:Ralts, sweetie, get me more sheets!
Ralts:...
Walks to washing room.
Kirlia:I dunno, I've never made love before...
Seel:I will go real easy.
Ralts:She's lying. Her hole is as wide as this doorknob, and she caught gonnaheria from that Groudon last year.
Seel:...
Kirlia:Umm....
Glances pissed at Ralts.
Ralts continues on.
Ralts tries to open mother's door.
Gardevoir:Hey, don't come in! I'm naked.
Ralts:Ah, what are you worried about? People cum in you all the time while you're naked.
Gardevoir:Oh, really? Well, smartass, I'm sending you to live with your father, in the ghetto.
Ralts:Are you sure he is my father, because...
Gardevoir:Yes, Ditto is your father! Now leave!!! To your room.
Walks away, hears in room:
Dewgong:How about a bj?
Ralts grimaces.
Walks by Seel, putting on a condom.
Ralts:Urrrg....
Grabs the Pichu and hugs.
Ralts:How I will miss stroking your pretty fur at break.
Ralts starts to think...about Pichu's death, operations she has seen with aunt Chansey, dissection class, her family covered in blood, Ralts standing by self.
She smiles.
Ralts:If you want people to act right...
Grabs Chansey's medical tools, steak knife, a TM that knows Shadow Ball.
Ralts:...you must discipline them, one by one.
Walks towards the door.
TO BE CONTINUED...
It's gettin' cool, suspenceful. I like it. The conclusion comin' soon.
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Bwa ha ha. Time for the conclusion to Ralts On Edge.
Act III- The Murdering Emotion Poke'mon
RALTS walks up to her mother, GARDEVOIR wipes off her lips, as the DEWGONG leaves.
Ralts:Hello, mother.
Gardevoir:What?
Ralts:How are you? I'm sorry for earlier.
Gardevoir:Oh?! Well, um..thanks?
Ralts:How 'bout a hug?
Gardevoir:How's this?
Hugs Ralts
Ralts:...Fantastic.
Ralts slits her throat with scalpel.
She drags the body into a bag.
Goes to Kirlia's room.
Ralts:Sister?
Kirlia:What is it, whore?
Ralts:...
Kirlia:Well?!!
Ralts:I'm scared of the thunder.
Lightning strikes.
Kirlia:What can I do?
Ralts:Hold me.
Kirlia:Bullshit, I'm not holding you.
Ralts:Please? Please hold me?
Kirlia leans down in her face.
Kirlia:What will you do if I don't?
Ralts places hand on her forehead.
Ralts smiles.
Ralts:Psychic...
***
Ralts walks down the wet street with a heavy bag.
Random Charmander:What's in the bag?
Ralts:Trash...
***
Rings Meowth's doorbell. He answers.
Meowth:...Hi, Ralts. WTF are you doing here?
Ralts:..................................
Meowth:Um...
Espeon:Sorry honey, he's mine, so...Oh, um, hi Ralts.
Ralts:Espy. Meowth. May I come in?
She sits at dinner table.
Meowth:Listen, I'm shitfaced, so hurry.
Ralts:Just visiting.
Silence.
Ralts:How long have you been fucking my best friend?
Meowth:What?
Espeon:For a month now, bitch.
Ralts looks down. And she stands up, with a small glint of a knife.
Meowth:Now you know. Sorry. But can you leave?
Ralts:Yeah, I don't mind.
Walks away.
Ralts:Oh, wait, Espy...
Espeon:Yeah?
Ralts stabs her in the forehead.
Ralts:...
Meowth begins to shriek like a girl.
***
Ralts,narrator:And as the fools continued to upset me over the years, my bag continued to grow. Growing steadily stronger in my little room, I continued my planning. I would slaughter everyone at my daycare center now.
Ralts stands up.
Ralts,narrator:And so begins Ralts reign of mortal terror.
Act III- The Murdering Emotion Poke'mon
RALTS walks up to her mother, GARDEVOIR wipes off her lips, as the DEWGONG leaves.
Ralts:Hello, mother.
Gardevoir:What?
Ralts:How are you? I'm sorry for earlier.
Gardevoir:Oh?! Well, um..thanks?
Ralts:How 'bout a hug?
Gardevoir:How's this?
Hugs Ralts
Ralts:...Fantastic.
Ralts slits her throat with scalpel.
She drags the body into a bag.
Goes to Kirlia's room.
Ralts:Sister?
Kirlia:What is it, whore?
Ralts:...
Kirlia:Well?!!
Ralts:I'm scared of the thunder.
Lightning strikes.
Kirlia:What can I do?
Ralts:Hold me.
Kirlia:Bullshit, I'm not holding you.
Ralts:Please? Please hold me?
Kirlia leans down in her face.
Kirlia:What will you do if I don't?
Ralts places hand on her forehead.
Ralts smiles.
Ralts:Psychic...
***
Ralts walks down the wet street with a heavy bag.
Random Charmander:What's in the bag?
Ralts:Trash...
***
Rings Meowth's doorbell. He answers.
Meowth:...Hi, Ralts. WTF are you doing here?
Ralts:..................................
Meowth:Um...
Espeon:Sorry honey, he's mine, so...Oh, um, hi Ralts.
Ralts:Espy. Meowth. May I come in?
She sits at dinner table.
Meowth:Listen, I'm shitfaced, so hurry.
Ralts:Just visiting.
Silence.
Ralts:How long have you been fucking my best friend?
Meowth:What?
Espeon:For a month now, bitch.
Ralts looks down. And she stands up, with a small glint of a knife.
Meowth:Now you know. Sorry. But can you leave?
Ralts:Yeah, I don't mind.
Walks away.
Ralts:Oh, wait, Espy...
Espeon:Yeah?
Ralts stabs her in the forehead.
Ralts:...
Meowth begins to shriek like a girl.
***
Ralts,narrator:And as the fools continued to upset me over the years, my bag continued to grow. Growing steadily stronger in my little room, I continued my planning. I would slaughter everyone at my daycare center now.
Ralts stands up.
Ralts,narrator:And so begins Ralts reign of mortal terror.
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