Elysian Shadows

What happens if we break too many rules? What will the horrid punishment be?

If you break to many rules... uhhh.... we will carve out your heart with a warm plastic spoon. Then we will unplug your TV. You should be dead by then. What did this smiley eat?

He ate M onica.

Oh my god, these are the most funny rules I've ever seen!! :guffaw:
I'll be sure not to break them. I wouldn't want my heart carved out with a plastic spoon!

I wouldn't mind if my heart got carved out with a plastic spoon, but unplugging my T.V., WHATS THIS WORLD COMMING TO! :eek:

Nice rules Super Sonic!
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JS Lemming the only one you need to carve thier heart with a warm spoon should bewho else micheal jackson :mike:

No JS Lemming if you shoul use a spoon you must use a Dark Crusader brand! We here at Crusade inc. take pride in giving homicidal lunatics the best of the best of deadly spoons!
Ower most popular is the Eqwadorian led spoon covered in flesh eating bacteria and the worst of the the bad, a spoon full of that red stuff you take if you have a cold or something like it.
By the way JS you stole my spoon idea remember i used it at lunch in skool?! :reaper:

Anarchy is my favorite solution

ANARCHY should run thougth Amarica freely. Spray paint these letters on every home in Amarica. People call this land free,but if its free why does everything cost something.The only thing good in this hell hole they call Amarica, the land of the free, is


ANARCHY.It lives.

Using profanity isn't good, but WHAT THE F*CK?!? That was the gayest, most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life! Not only this, but what the hell does that have to do with the rules? Why in the hell would you post that here? Why not start a topic under general called "I am a DUMBASS that disses America!"

BTW, if you call America a "hell hole" again, I will personally come there and kick your f*cking azz!

Anarki, that was so f*ucking stupid, and pissed me off soooo bad, that I'm not even going to delete that post. I'll leave it here under the ONE topic the most people will read: DA FORUM RULEZ, so everyone can see what a dumbf*ck you are! And, I'm making a new STICKY topic telling about what you just said.

People call this land free,but if its free why does everything cost something.

Anarki, you poor retarded communist a$$hole!

P.S. I am sorry to all of the respectable forum members here (The Last Respectble Guy, even YOU) if anything in these last two posts offend you. But dissing America has gone TOO far.

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Because people like Arce exist, not only does abortion have to remain, but rules must be made as well! Here are the official forum rules:

EDIT: I had some pretty kick ass rules here. Sure, they weren't perfect. BUt after time this rules proved to be ineffective and useless. There is only one solution now... ANARCHY!

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