Student got suspended for this essay

blitzersion · Post by **blitzersion** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:06 pm

WTF!!!!! OMFG!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/EDUCATION/05/06 ... index.html

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:31 pm

Fuck that shit. DudeThats bullshit. If that happened to me, I'd retaliate.

Karkash · Post by **Karkash** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:30 pm

Why would you join the Marine Corps if you have a 4.2 GPA?

Arce · Post by **Arce** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:26 pm

OMFG, i KNOW SOMEONE ELSE THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're suspended as we speak for it.

Arce · Post by **Arce** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:42 am

Aight, so our school district does this writing assesment thing. I just so happened to be absent that day, but my GF wasn't.

So she gets it, and she starts writing the essay on her prompt. Then, about midway through, for some reason, she gets super pissed, and since it's not graded, she's like, what the hell.

So she starts writing something along the lines of "This shit is sooo stupid, why the fuck am I doing it? I bet whoever the hell is reading this is some fat old greasy man with no life--Who sits at home all day grading papers? Get a fucking life you goddamned..." and blah blah blah. She litterally just rips them a new asshole in text.

A few months later, teh results for teh test are in. They pull her out of class, and they fucking SUSPEND her. For 3 days. They're like "We were going to make it 5, but your mom talked me out of it."

This very second, I'm at school and she's at home, suspended. OMFG, I'm SOOO mother fucking pissed. How the fuck do they SUSPEND you, for the same amount of time they would for a fight or bomb threat or fire alarm pull, for a few cusswords in an essay?

If she wasn't suspended, I'd have to say the whole thing is pretty fucking funny though. Go Mary! :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:

mofo joe · Post by **mofo joe** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:30 am

OHH MEE GAWD.. hehe
I thought this was about me before I opened it up.. I know what I wrote got sent to alot of people in the district, but i guess it wasn't news report bad.

Aight, so our school district does this writing assesment thing. I just so happened to be absent that day, but my GF wasn't.

So she gets it, and she starts writing the essay on her prompt. Then, about midway through, for some reason, she gets super pissed, and since it's not graded, she's like, what the hell.

So she starts writing something along the lines of "This -blam!- is sooo stupid, why the -KAZAAM!- am I doing it? I bet whoever the hell is reading this is some fat old greasy man with no life--Who sits at home all day grading papers? Get a -KAZAAM!-ing life you goddamned..." and blah blah blah. She litterally just rips them a new asshole in text.

A few months later, teh results for teh test are in. They pull her out of class, and they -KAZAAM!-ing SUSPEND her. For 3 days. They're like "We were going to make it 5, but your mom talked me out of it."

This very second, I'm at school and she's at home, suspended. OMFG, I'm SOOO mother -KAZAAM!-ing pissed. How the -KAZAAM!- do they SUSPEND you, for the same amount of time they would for a fight or bomb threat or fire alarm pull, for a few cusswords in an essay?

If she wasn't suspended, I'd have to say the whole thing is pretty -KAZAAM!-ing funny though. Go Mary!

That's not exactly what i said, but you can imagine it was along those lines. Mainly that is the stupidest thing I've done since.. *counts on fingers* ..last year! Even my dad was like "Mary wtf were you thinking when you put your name on that paper!?!?!" He just couldn't get over the name on the paper thing. But hey look where I am now- not here cause I'm sure as hell going to the pool today!!!!!!
l8rs ((have funnz in sk00l bitchez!))

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:52 pm

WTF? Mofo Joe is Arce's girlfriend? She doesn't live in Brazil.

mofo joe · Post by **mofo joe** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:13 pm

WTF? Mofo Joe is Arce's girlfriend? She doesn't live in Brazil.

...
so?

Arce · Post by **Arce** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:42 pm

:guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:

blitzersion · Post by **blitzersion** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:36 pm

Lol, you can have a girlfriend in Brazil and still live in the US you know?

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:53 am

Yeah. If your a fucking loser who never wants to feel her vagina.

blitzersion · Post by **blitzersion** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:03 pm

Ya well...... Thats true

GLAYYYSHUR · Post by **GLAYYYSHUR** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:57 pm

Arce wrote:Aight, so our school district does this writing assesment thing. I just so happened to be absent that day, but my GF wasn't.

So she gets it, and she starts writing the essay on her prompt. Then, about midway through, for some reason, she gets super pissed, and since it's not graded, she's like, what the hell.

So she starts writing something along the lines of "This -blam!- is sooo stupid, why the -KAZAAM!- am I doing it? I bet whoever the hell is reading this is some fat old greasy man with no life--Who sits at home all day grading papers? Get a -KAZAAM!-ing life you goddamned..." and blah blah blah. She litterally just rips them a new asshole in text.

A few months later, teh results for teh test are in. They pull her out of class, and they -KAZAAM!-ing SUSPEND her. For 3 days. They're like "We were going to make it 5, but your mom talked me out of it."

This very second, I'm at school and she's at home, suspended. OMFG, I'm SOOO mother -KAZAAM!-ing pissed. How the -KAZAAM!- do they SUSPEND you, for the same amount of time they would for a fight or bomb threat or fire alarm pull, for a few cusswords in an essay?

If she wasn't suspended, I'd have to say the whole thing is pretty -KAZAAM!-ing funny though. Go Mary! :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:

WTF, man. Why didn't you tell me?

Arce · Post by **Arce** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:14 pm

I thought it was slightly obvious when Mary is pulled out of class and we made a huge scene infront of the whole 1st block about it being complete BS.

GLAYYYSHUR · Post by **GLAYYYSHUR** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:30 pm

Pssh. You ought to know by now that I skip 1st block at every opportunity, so chances are, I wasn't there.