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I wanna illustrate children's books.
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i hate children
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You were a children once.
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No, I can thoroughly assure you, she wasn't.

And I find it hard to believe that at one point you assumed multiple entities.
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Okay... I wasn't a child either. I just popped out the age I am.
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"No, I wasn't [a child]. I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms -- there's no way you could reach!" -paraphrase of Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned.
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Wutai wrote:Okay... I wasn't a child either. I just popped out the age I am.
I didn't say you weren't a child, I simply said you weren't a children. I find it hard to believe you were two people at once.

Trust me, your grammar tells us quite distinctly that you were, and perhaps are, a child. :mrgreen:
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My bad grammar is completely unintentional, isn't it? You aren't anymore than a few months older than I am anyway.
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Come come come now, Wutai, I'd have thought you'd detect the sarcasm in an instant.

*Yoda voice* Learn to use sarcasm, you must! *followed by the crunching of a rather large sammich* :mrgreen:

As for illustrating children's books...That's pretty kewl. I wouldn't have the skill for that. We were assigned to do so at school last year and we all sent our work in for publication...And, fortunately, I don't think the teacher read mine, because it had profanities that most children shouldn't hear. I just don't have patience or skillz for it.

Post some of your work; eveyone else seems to have a random 'post artwork' craze going on.
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Once I do something decent I will. Plus I've gotta clear the pile of crap off my scanner, which I'm not even sure is in working condition. I'll get one up eventually though.
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i acctually illustrated a children's book once.. okay like a PG13 kid's book. i would deffinatly show you guys pics but i don't think holding it up to the monitor would do much. boohoo.
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*cough* webcam *cough*
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i don't have web came + scanner gadgets.. this was my 9th grade english comp. project. it does have errors in it, but don't let them distract you from my 'illustrated pages'.. :wink:

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haha good stuff right there. Good stuff.
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