The Truth about Kirby (WARNING: Explicit Images!)

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The Truth about Kirby (WARNING: Explicit Images!)

Post by Falco Girgis »

So today while I was attempting to work on the engine, Kendall began a quite interesting project: the creation of a Kirby plushie.
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It was a great success, and a Kirby was born.
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It wasn't long before the three of us became good friends.

...but I was soon overcome by curiosity. What the hell exactly is a Kirby? Some sort of mashmallow? An undigested McDonald's cheeseburger? I had to find out.

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First I turned it inside-out for an examination... and I was utterly shocked at my findings.

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You now know the truth about what a Kirby really is.
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Once I realized what you were trying to point out, I feared what the "Explicit Images" might be. I'm glad you stopped where you did.
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I want a plush Kirby....
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True story. :)
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This could become a series! "Today I was trying to work on the engine, but ..." :D
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K-Bal wrote:This could become a series! "Today I was trying to work on the engine, but ..." :D
^This^

Seconded. Hardcore.
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The truth is out! now which innocent nintendo character will be next? :lol:

Also, the new series idea, or even just some random off-topic post with the same title, I say do it.

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this is definitely for the lulz
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I think that's just where baby kirbys come from... :D
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So thats why hes pink. What a marvelous discovery you've made.
K-Bal wrote:This could become a series! "Today I was trying to work on the engine, but ..." :D
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eatcomics wrote:I think that's just where baby kirbys come from... :D
and just a few inches away.. kirby poo, I guess.. :S

wonder what color :D
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