
It was a great success, and a Kirby was born.

It wasn't long before the three of us became good friends.
...but I was soon overcome by curiosity. What the hell exactly is a Kirby? Some sort of mashmallow? An undigested McDonald's cheeseburger? I had to find out.

First I turned it inside-out for an examination... and I was utterly shocked at my findings.

You now know the truth about what a Kirby really is.