CSI used VB to track IP addresses

Bludklok · Post by **Bludklok** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:39 am

I forget who showed this to me but I found it again and it makes me laugh every time.

More lulz.

kamokow · Post by **kamokow** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:34 am

I always make fun of how the CSI's do that kind of stuff. Also, this may not be from an actual CSI episode (cause it has characters from more than one of them), but its still funny:

http://i.imgur.com/WyoOL.jpg

Bludklok · Post by **Bludklok** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:57 am

kamokow wrote:I always make fun of how the CSI's do that kind of stuff. Also, this may not be from an actual CSI episode (cause it has characters from more than one of them), but its still funny:

http://i.imgur.com/WyoOL.jpg

Lol that gave me a good laugh. Someone commented on the CSI photoshop video saying "If CSI can zoom in close enough to a persons eye and get a clear picture out of it, can't they zoom into someones eye in that picture, then into another eye, etc. and virtually be able to see anywhere in the city?"

Bakkon · Post by **Bakkon** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:00 am

"GUI interface" and an IP of 359.33.9.234. Good lordie.

Big Grizzle · Post by **Big Grizzle** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:56 am

I always find it amusing/annoying when they zoom in on CCTV footage and turn a 9 pixel representation of a face into a full 1920x1080 image.

Bludklok · Post by **Bludklok** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:37 am

At about 00:43 the male asks:
"Let's magnify it, and see if we can get a reflection off her eye"

Well of course you can! Your CSI, you could take a 640x480 image of someone and magnify it until you can perfectly see every skin cell on their body if you wanted to.

Big Grizzle · Post by **Big Grizzle** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:21 am

Bloody hell!!!

In that second vid the zoom even managed to rotate the image.

Post by **hurstshifter** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:39 pm

I feel that this image is extremely relevant to this topic...

EDIT:
Just noticed that kamokow already posted this in a link. Sorry for the re-post

Milch · Post by **Milch** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:44 pm

That pic is great

Innerscope · Post by **Innerscope** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:43 pm

"GUI interface" isn't that like "ATM machine"

Nothing against VB, but that girl is wasting her time on building an interface for something that tracks an IP? How inefficient. I've always thought CSI was ridiculous, great thread.

ChrissyJ91 · Post by **ChrissyJ91** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:09 pm

I like CSI but I agree that their errors are laughable, I've always found it funny how bad their puns and the like are at the beginning of each episode.

Post by **dandymcgee** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:33 pm

After 100x zoom of an eye: "Resolution isn't that good." Rofl.

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